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Unleash the Kraken!
Season 3, Episode 5
Air date 2013
Episode guide
Like The Berserkers of Old
And Then On to Norsewood

 Unleash the Kraken! is the fifth episode of the third season, and is the twenty-eighth episode of The Almighty Johnsons overall


Monsters from the past unlock the demons of today, as the Johnsons dress up for the family reunion they never expected.


The episode begins with continuing from the last episode, with Joe, the Johnson's father, attempts to appease Mike's anger at his sudden appearance, and when Karen and Joe realise they are both Gods, slip back upstairs, to their offspring's anger. Ty finishes packing up his things from Axl's flat, and as Zeb laments that they need another flatmate since they can't rely on Ingrid for rent, and notes that he has found a potential flatmate. Axl is furious to learn that it is Amelia Tennant, a 'friend' from their high school days, whom he believes to be a psycho. Zeb insists that they give her a chance, but Axl refuses to hear a word of it.

As Joe attempts to make good with Mike over breakfast, Mike still fumes about his father's lack of appearances since leaving, as Joe explains that time has passed differently for him. In an attempt to try and bring the family back together, Karen announces she has started organising a fancy-dress family reuinion barbeque for the Johnsons; Michele describes this as Lofn's ability of making social events for Gods so that they feel they have to go even if they really don't want to. Anders calls Mike to question the party after receiving the invite, and learns about Joe's return, and Mike informs Axl about the development as well, and Axl is far from enthusiastic.

Zeb shows Amelia around the flat as Axl returns, and the latter is far from pleased about this. Amelia tries to play nice by reminising about the old days and tries to appeal to Axl with the benefits of her moving in, and he reluctantly agrees to a trial period. As Mike tells Joe about who his brothers have become since turning 21, Ty calls about the party, and upon learning of Joe's return vows to show up. When Olaf learns of his son's return, he mentions that Joe broke his one rule and will be there to deal to him. Karen and Michele go out costume fitting, and Karen seems to have become infatuated with Joe, to Michele's surprise and somehwat-disgust. She asks Mike if Joe is using his powers on her mother since she has never acted like this, however Mike admits he doesn't know what his father's powers are.

Ty goes to see Anders about the party and their father, and Ty points out that he wants to deal to Joe for the way treated them and their mother them when he left, and Anders debates as to whether or not they should bother punching him. As Zeb unpacks Amelia's car, Axl makes clear his suspicions about her using Zeb for her own gain, just as she used to in school. Amelia threatens to expose a brief fling she and Axl had if he doesn't play nice since Zeb was always head-over-heels for her. Axl backs down. Mike and Olaf go costume-fitting as well, and Olaf explains that Njords power is to calm fires, or in the case of people, reassuring others so that they don't feel like arguing with him, and warns Mike not to let Joe get a word in.

As the party begins, tensions are high as Ty and Anders reunite with their father. Joe uses his powers on Ty to reduce his anger by claiming that he was brave in giving up his godliness, to full effect. Zeb begins making pasta in an attempt to make nice with Amelia, while Amelia tries to hook up with Axl, much like they almost did years ago, and Axl brushes her off and decides to head to the party. Ty finds himself confused after what just happened, just as Olaf and Stacey arrive. Olaf gobs Joe in the jaw for breaking his number one rule; when Anders asks what the number one rule is, Mike replies it's never hit a woman.

Axl arrives, and Joe bows before the new Odin, while Karen is surprised that Michele didn't tell her about this and tries to suggest that Michele hook up with Axl/Odin, but Michele points out that she isn't Frigg and is happy with Mike. Olaf suggests that the brothers make nice with their father.

As Joe tries to connect with his boys, readily admitting he was never a good father or partner to their mother, Anders slaps his father, before suggesting that he and Ty try and get even with their father through a cricket game. Axl finds himself confused about how he feels about his father. Mike gives in to his fury by claiming that he had to do Joe's job of raising his brothers instead of living his own life, however Joe believes that Mike still looks after his brothers because he likes having the power of leadership over them. Colin arrives at the party under Karen's invitation, to everyone else's dismay, while Axl questions why Joe has even bothered to return to the brothers' lives, and Joe claims that it's because of Axl.

Ty and Anders collect cricket equipment from Lance, who has Dawn over, and Ty tries to speed up their departure as Anders makes fun of Dawn. Joe says that he has felt a pull towards Auckland for the last couple of years since Axl's rise as Odin. Axl questions why the sea attacked him if. Joe encourages Axl to stand up to Amelia by being a true Odin, and decides to go with him. Mike questions this, but Axl tells him to back off. Michele tries to tell her mother that Joe won't likely come back to her, but Karen belives that he must.

Axl returns to the flat to admit to Zeb that Amelia only ever used Zeb to get to Axl in high school. Zeb refuses to believe this, and demands Axl leave. Amelia reacts to Axl calling her a psycho and stabs him in the back with a knife, however this makes Zeb start to questions Amelia's motives. Joe notices the knife in his son's back, and suggests that they go to the hospital.

Colin flirts with Karen to Michele's dismay, as Ty and Anders return to find Joe gone before they could confront him again. Colin reveals that Anders is his campaign manager, and the two brothers go outside with a new confllict between them. Colin tries to get it back on with Michele, who knees him in the balls again after he removes his protective cup. Ty and Anders' conflict comes to a head and they start brawling, which Mike tries to intervene in, but it is Olaf who finally stops them. He organises the boys, Stacey and Michele to have a true family reuinion, which works out better than the original party.

After Axl has had the knife removed, they start to leave, and Axl suspects that Joe is about to shoot through again. However Joe says that he is going to go to Norswood, the family's old home, and on the way he will answer all of Axl's questions if chooses to come with. Axl agrees and they take off, unaware that someone is watching them, and has a notebook that says Odin must go to Norswood.




  • Oh My - Performed by Gin Wigmore (Theme Music)



  • The title of the episode is a reference to the Greek God films, Clash of the Titans, although the actual quote was "Release the Kraken!"