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Revision as of 09:54, 8 August 2013

Kvasir-1-
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First Appearance: And Then She Will Come To You
Played By: Michael Hurst
Gender: Male
Occupation: Homeless
God/Goddess: Kvasir
Power: Answering Gods questions
Liquification

This character's name is conjecture based on what is currently known. Their real name may come later.

Kvasir is the wisest of all the Gods and is established as being able to access this knowledge as a part of his god powers (using parsley to hide his scent from Ullr's tracking power). Claimed to have been made from the saliva of the Gods, he has the ability to change into liquid. Like Stacey's forced servitude, Kvasir is obligated to truthfully answer any questions asked to him by a god, but is known to give riddles and omit key details unless expressly asked about them.

Biography

Early Life

Kvasir knew Olaf Johnson / Baldr during the 1970s. In their last meeting, Kvasir was revealed to have been doing it with Olaf's lover at the time, and sometime later burned down his truck house by accident with lit candles. (And Then She Will Come To You)

At some point he also met Colin Gunderson / Loki, who disliked Kvasir for his low living standards in spite of his great knowledge, (Frigg Magnet) but gave him the task of being a guard for his bar (after all what better guard than a God?), which also enabled him to live in the cellar below the bar. (You Call This the Real World?)

Season 2

When Mike Johnson / Ullr's hunting skills led them to him in the bar, Olaf was furious and gave chase as Kvasir tried to flee, only to get caught in a dead end alley. While Olaf demanded repayment for his lost posessions, he retorted that he had no money. He recognised Axl Johnson as Odin, and was forced to answer his question as to how he found Frigg. Asking for Axl to turn away while he pissed, he replied that Frigg would in fact come to him once he had become a man. Before Axl could ask how he became a man, Kvasir turned himself into liquid and escaped down the drain, to Olaf's fury. (And Then She Will Come To You)

When Ty Johnson / Hodor decided to set out to try and find a way to become mortal, Mike tried to keep him from trying to freeze and unfreeze himself in a process that would likely kill him, and suggested that Kvasir might know a way. They returned to the place they last saw Kvasir, and Mike tried to pick up a trail, but they were interupted by an urgent call from Axl. (Effortless Manly Coolness)

Kvasir eventually returned to the bar late at night, unaware that Mike had since won ownership of it from Colin, and failed to notice Olaf. Kvasir opened a secret passage in the office into a storage room Kvasir used as a home. Olaf attacked him, and the two fought (The House of Jerome), before Olaf finished him off with a blow to the groin.

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Kvasir is captured by Olaf

For four days, Olaf kept Kvasir tied up and forced to piss in a bottle to prevent him from escaping. Eventually Kvasir told him about his deal with Colin and the surveillance equipment around the bar, which was being used to spy on the Gods activities. Ty learned of his capture and asked Kvasir if could he become a mortal. A smug Kvasir told him that he required two things; one, a way to die and be recusitated, and the second, less likely thing they would be able to retrieve, a piece of the Yggdrasil tree. However he was shocked when he was told that they had that as well, allowing Ty to become a mortal. (You Call This the Real World?)

Personality

Kvasir is established to have a great distain for Gods, likely due to most of his contact with them being purely for interrogation. This is likely why he chooses to aid Colin in frustrating other gods and giving only the bare minimum response when asked a question.

Relationships